1. Buy from our current list. It's simple - pick the product, pick the size - fill in the details, pay and wait for your delivery!

2. Choose from our product selection. Click here to see what we can offer you - and the list is massive! After you have chosen your product - choose your design by clicking on Graphic in our menu. You can choose any product in any colour, as well as any design in any colour*.

3. Customise your purchase. Read the "Custom Designs" page on your right.

Delivery: Unfortunately, when most of us live in Australia, delivery sometimes costs more then the product itself. Here are the delivery charges worldwide. Bulk buy will save you money.

*Some designs in other colours may incur an extra charge

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 Custom Designs:

Scenario 1: You are out somewhere and you see a person wearing this, or this.....or even this. Now, imagine that you actually like it! You like it so much that you even take a photo (or remember it). What's next? Well, you send that photo to us (or just describe it) - and we make you the same t-shirt/etc (or something very similar)! It's that simple!

Scenario 2: You receive an email with some hilarious content and you want it on your t-shirt, or hat, or a mug to sit on your table at work. What do you do? Well, you just send us the picture - and we do the rest!

Scenario 3: You are one creative mo***rfu**er. You come up with a perfect design. Two problems - you can't draw, and/or you have no idea how to make a t-shirt (or anything else) from it. Well, once again, this is where we come in - and make your idea a reality!

The reality: We can basically do anything for you - unless its copyrighted by someone else, in which case it makes things a little harder (or impossible). Try it out, send us your design - and we will tell you how much it will cost.

Pricing: Most of you want to know how much things cost. OK, fair enough. Pricing works something like this:
1. There is a base price for every product (set not by us - but by the printing company) - all in $US!
2. There is a base price for each design. One design, one garment - 1 price, 2 designs - the price goes up.
3. Custom designs - depending on what it is, prices may vary, but we ONLY* charge what it costs us.

(*unless the design you picked is retarded and takes too long to do, we might charge $1-3 extra)